We are rainbow-o-o-os

Bonfire night... family and friends huddled in our small Hackney garden, gaily twirling their sparklers - scribbling frantically in the cold, damp air. Apparently we were 'bright dancing'? Yep, it seems that our Saturday evening revelry was hijacked by those annoyingly clever ad people at TalkTalk. The brainwashing X Factor sponsor's tune even infected my six year old nephew Jay, who sang.... "and we ah wainbo-wow-wows" as he whirled his sparkler, cautiously at arms length.